chapter9 玩酷影音新时代(1)
疯狂演绎小沈阳搞笑语录
小沈阳语录TOP 1:
我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang!
google版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang,my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
雷人版:My Chinese name called little shen sun,my English name called 小—损—样儿!
正常版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳,my English name is Xiao Shenyang.
小沈阳语录TOP 2:
老妹儿,这是为什么呢?
google版:Old sister,this is why?
雷人版:Old sister son,this is why what?
正常版:Why is this?
小沈阳语录TOP 3:
音乐准备好了吗? Music!
google版:Music ready for it?Music!
雷人版:Music ready well le-ma? 谬贼!
正常版:Music are you ready? 音乐!
小沈阳语录TOP 4:
不要——不要——停——不要停,pia、pia地。
google版:Not to stop-not to not to stop,pia,pia to.
雷人版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴。
正常版:don’t,don’t…stop,don’t stop,啪啪地。
小沈阳语录TOP 5:
我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
google版:I am just an ordinary actor二人转。
雷人版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
正常版:I am just an ordinary actor of“two person act”.
小沈阳语录TOP 6:
我也是有身份证的人。
google版:Me too have the ID card people.
雷人版:I also am have body card people.
正常版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
小沈阳语录TOP 7:
我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人。
google版:I myself can do things other people never troublesome.
雷人版:I mysever no bother others.
正常版:Whenever I can deliver myself,I never bother others.
小沈阳语录TOP 8:
走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
google版:Take someone else’ let others no way!
雷人版:Walk other man’s road,allow other man no way can go!
正常版:Follow others’footprint,leave them no way to go.
小沈阳语录TOP 9:
世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。
google版:The world are U.S., but also sons,but the band are finally grandchildren’s.
雷人版: is sons,but final end is that group of grandsons.
正常版:The world belongs to us,but also to our children,but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
小沈阳语录TOP 10:
你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!
google版:You ignore me,then ignor